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Always take time to stop and smell the roses.. and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiratioin, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright peopel.
If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.
A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, Just leave me alone.
Love is like a roller coaster: When it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't...you can't wait to throw up.
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It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
This land is your land. THis land is my land. So Stay on your land.
How much of a tip to leave in a restaurant is always a controversial question. I usually recommend half a crouton, or for special service, throw in that little sprig of parsley.
Rmemember: you can catch more flies with honey than with Vinegar... Of course, howyou spend you leisure time is your business
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